hypem:

dwineman:

I bet most of you assumed I was talking about “Brown Eyed Girl.” Sure, that one’s a gimme. But have you actually looked at this guy’s discography? For shame:

• “The Back Room”
• “Take Me Back”
• “Goin’ Down Geneva”
• “Foreign Window”
• “Moondance”
• “Rough God Goes Riding” (album: The Healing Game)
• “My Bucket’s Got a Hole In It”
• “Oh the Warm Feeling”
• “Come Running”
• “Take It Where You Find It”
• “Wherever God Shines His Light”
• “Close Enough for Jazz”

And those are just titles. I mean, you might think you’re safe with a song called, say, “Astral Weeks.” You are so not:

If I ventured in the slipstream
Between the viaducts of your dream
Where immobile steel rims crack
And the ditch in the back roads stop

From the far side of the ocean
If I put the wheels in motion
And I stand with my arms behind me
And I’m pushin’ on the door

Really, George Ivan? Really?