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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>If today is the 4th of this month, please email me at ultrabold at gmail.com and remind me to pay my maintenance.</description><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @zoya)</generator><link>http://catslock.com/</link><item><title>hahahaha</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWb0odr7xGTKMet19_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;hahahaha</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40994805</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40994805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:34:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>LOLcat sexblog</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-does-not-know-your-last-name.jpg" height="375" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-bed-not-first-time.jpg" height="375" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40888072</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40888072</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:24:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the best breakfast sandwich in the entire world ever</title><description>&lt;p&gt;this is Nick’s creation:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;one egg, bacon, pepper jack, and avocado on whole wheat toast. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;it’s called the “Shut the fuck up, here’s your breakfast,” because that’s what Nick said to me when I asked him for a name.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40839719</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40839719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:46:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nick</category></item><item><title>"We like experiencing the same things that other people are experiencing — and the mere fact that..."</title><description>“We like experiencing the same things that other people are experiencing — and the mere fact that other people are experiencing and liking something makes us like it even more.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121493784638920147.html" target="_blank"&gt;WSJ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40712136</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40712136</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:47:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>listening to this was about as embarrassing as the time I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWawj68ifkwzAJTem_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;listening to this was about as embarrassing as the time I tripped walking down the aisle at my 5th grade graduation</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40598732</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40598732</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:57:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I wish I’d woken up dead"</title><description>“I wish I’d woken up dead”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Nick, morning&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40554995</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40554995</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:16:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>when my Graphire's scroll wheel slipped, I thought I understood what impotence must feel like to a man</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.beeldbuijs.nl/solutions/hardware/scrollwheel_adjustment.htm"&gt;when my Graphire's scroll wheel slipped, I thought I understood what impotence must feel like to a man&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40509158</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40509158</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:46:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“heard you were in the packaging industry” - Jordan</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWavk01qaJl6FcG68_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“heard you were in the packaging industry” - Jordan</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40502720</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40502720</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:32:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Jordan’s Mid-day Naps</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWauqpzeop5bBINtT_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://hugegulp.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Jordan’s&lt;/a&gt; &lt;i&gt;Mid-day Naps&lt;/i&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40423404</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40423404</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>my favorite Kids in the Hall sketch</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p4LcL8fC6A"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0p4LcL8fC6A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;my favorite Kids in the Hall sketch</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40334971</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40334971</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:01:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>keepin' busy</title><description>the cool thing about work is that if you have enough of it, you don’t have time to think about how lonely you are.</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40328994</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40328994</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:51:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>honestly, I go through so much milk. it’s all I drink. I love a tall glass of milk; I love a...</title><description>honestly, I go through so much milk. it’s all I drink. I love a tall glass of milk; I love a nice cup of milk; I drink it out of the carton. I drink about a gallon of milk a week. sometimes I get Stonybrook, sometimes I get Ronnybrook from the farmers’ market, but mostly I drink Organic Valley skim milk. I boycott Horizon because they use Comic Sans on their packaging. I drink a lot of milk.</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40238356</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40238356</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:50:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWas85ys2e7fOGEBR_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40213478</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40213478</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:38:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>badminton season is ON</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWas7w38kfjrD8YPj_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;badminton season is ON</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40212676</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40212676</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:30:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>me: we've discussed how unsatisfying non-string cheese is, yes?</title><description>me: we've discussed how unsatisfying non-string cheese is, yes?&lt;br /&gt;nick: god is bukkakeing on me&lt;br /&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40084882</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40084882</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:14:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nick</category></item><item><title>album covers re-imagined (via Candy - Culture? Collective?...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWaqm9l14z5ARzNnv_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;album covers re-imagined (via &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/candyculture/sets/72157605690913813/" target="_blank"&gt;Candy&lt;/a&gt; - Culture? Collective? Karaoke? the hot Irish PDF mag)</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40080153</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40080153</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:37:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>inopportune times and places to teach your toddler how to take the stairs</title><description>rush hour, subway stations</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/40064123</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/40064123</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:09:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm intrigued...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus-tactus/"&gt;I'm intrigued...&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/39998134</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/39998134</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:22:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sugar snap peas stuffed w/chicken salad. the pod makes for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWao59vvl1C5THYXS_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;sugar snap peas stuffed w/chicken salad. the pod makes for perfect finger food.</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/39851103</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/39851103</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yeah, basically. (from whatever the fuck this is)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/1g9vCu5BWanrz3qv0TaMCdsx_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;yeah, basically. (from whatever the fuck &lt;a href="http://rancidflamingo.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; is)</description><link>http://catslock.com/post/39815812</link><guid>http://catslock.com/post/39815812</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
