If today is the 4th of this month, please email ultrabold at gmail.com and remind me to pay my maintenance. Nick Soup for the SoulTumblr (3.0; @zoya)http://catslock.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4s7mjCzh1qz6dm2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>for the lady who needs $500 worth of packing tape, and is also into Aerosmith and staying warm</p>http://catslock.com/post/441594055http://catslock.com/post/441594055Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:47:46 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4rzr3kYG1qz6dm2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s deals like this that keep me shopping at Uline</p>http://catslock.com/post/441587884http://catslock.com/post/441587884Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:43:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4qipI6rY1qz6dm2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.queeronpaper.com/Queer_On_Paper.html" target="_blank">Queer on Paper</a></p>http://catslock.com/post/441546499http://catslock.com/post/441546499Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:11:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4n5va0Qz1qz6dm2o1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://catslock.com/post/286883245/im-a-rather-lax-feminist-but-one-thing-i-dont" target="_blank">FFS </a></p>http://catslock.com/post/441447287http://catslock.com/post/441447287Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:58:43 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3s2kkB4q1qz6dm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m having so much fun with Photoshop!</p>http://catslock.com/post/440623770http://catslock.com/post/440623770Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:47:08 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3c3xAzvF1qz6dm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I knew a girl named Nikki…</p>http://catslock.com/post/439915368http://catslock.com/post/439915368Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:02:21 -0500<a href="http://www.howtobakeapotato.com/">http://www.howtobakeapotato.com/</a>http://catslock.com/post/439607021http://catslock.com/post/439607021Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:15:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz33coxxXZ1qz6dm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>heartbreaking.</p>http://catslock.com/post/439568377http://catslock.com/post/439568377Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:53:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2wo0c1fk1qz6dm2o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://catslock.com/post/439363533http://catslock.com/post/439363533Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:28:48 -0500<p>1. I’ve watched the <a href="http://hypem.tumblr.com/post/436602924/nathanieljames-ras-trent-the-lonely-island" target="_blank">“Ras Trent”</a> digital short dozens of times and been like “So true!!!” But I’ve never understood why, along with Red Stripe, rollerskates, and a DVD of <i>Cool Runnings</i>, “Murder She Wrote” was in there. Is the show really big in Jamaica? I don’t know, it’s weird…</p> <p>And then Nathaniel James posted the <a href="http://hypem.tumblr.com/post/436649384/nathanieljames-murder-she-wrote-chaka-demus" target="_blank">track</a> and I remembered the fucking song! That’s like a year’s worth of uncertainty, finally solved. Such a relief.</p> <p>2.  The Kronos Quartet were about to play a Terry Riley piece on <a href="http://www.wnyc.org/shows/soundcheck/episodes/2010/03/09/segments/151383" target="_blank">Soundcheck</a>, and John Schaefer mentions that The Who were so inspired by Riley, they wrote and named a song after him. OH! Headslap, “Baba O’Riley!” That makes so much sense.</p> <p>Wow, yesterday was a good day.</p>http://catslock.com/post/439149806http://catslock.com/post/439149806Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:45:42 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1vwqXqe31qzib9vo1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://joebidenfanclub.com/post/438367549/i-wish-i-could-say-i-planned-this-but-my-brain-is" target="_blank">rstevens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wish I could say I planned this but my brain is really easy to influence.</p> </blockquote>http://catslock.com/post/438391672http://catslock.com/post/438391672Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:27:38 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz11obUTXa1qz6dm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>gotten in the habit of giving Evan lazer eyes in every photo I take.</p>http://catslock.com/post/437194153http://catslock.com/post/437194153Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:21:47 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0xruCcIm1qz6dm2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Biggie is the first celebrity death in my memory. I was watching MTV and Kurt Loder’s solemn face came on with the news, and it actually made me pause and reflect because “Hypnotize” was all over the station at the time, and I was kinda into it. It took years for me to stop being 13, and finally listen to <i>Ready to Die</i>.</p> <p>(Note to my future children reading my blog: before The Hype Machine, we used to find out when musicians died on MTV News, which was a legitimate thing at the time.)</p>http://catslock.com/post/437080544http://catslock.com/post/437080544Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:57:30 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0qk1sRAb1qz6dm2o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Alcohol’s a diuretic. Biggie would’ve been much better off drinking water.</p>http://catslock.com/post/436882301http://catslock.com/post/436882301Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:21:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQeTlxhhmEo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQeTlxhhmEo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><i>Mean Disney Girls</i>. Quick, before Disney sends a takedown.</p>http://catslock.com/post/434992914http://catslock.com/post/434992914Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:09:34 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw9fpK4qC1qzvxuio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hypem.tumblr.com/post/433650034/van-morrison" target="_blank">hypem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://venomousporridge.com/post/432747204/van-morrison" target="_blank">dwineman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I bet most of you assumed I was talking about “Brown Eyed Girl.” Sure, that one’s a gimme. But have you actually <i>looked</i> at this guy’s <a href="http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=11:jifuxqygldhe~T31" target="_blank">discography</a>? For shame:</p> <ul> <li>“The Back Room”</li> <li>“Take Me Back”</li> <li>“Goin’ Down Geneva”</li> <li>“Foreign Window”</li> <li>“Moondance”</li> <li>“Rough God Goes Riding” (album: <i>The Healing Game</i>)</li> <li>“My Bucket’s Got a Hole In It”</li> <li>“Oh the Warm Feeling”</li> <li>“Come Running”</li> <li>“Take It Where You Find It”</li> <li>“Wherever God Shines His Light”</li> <li>“Close Enough for Jazz”</li> </ul> <p>And those are just <i>titles</i>. I mean, you might think you’re safe with a song called, say, “<a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/v/van-morrison-lyrics/astral-weeks-lyrics.html" target="_blank">Astral Weeks</a>.” You are <i>so</i> not:</p> <blockquote> <i>If I ventured in the slipstream</i><br/><i>Between the viaducts of your dream</i><br/><i>Where immobile steel rims crack</i><br/><i>And the ditch in the back roads stop</i><i><br/></i><i><br/></i><i>From the far side of the ocean</i><br/><i>If I put the wheels in motion</i><br/><i>And I stand with my arms behind me</i><br/><i>And I’m pushin’ on the door</i> </blockquote> <p>Really, George Ivan? <i>Really?</i></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://catslock.com/post/434979225http://catslock.com/post/434979225Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:59:10 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy5v4q5Oo1qz6dm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mesestorta.szm.com/" target="_blank">Homer Simspon cake</a> (with sedimentary layer brain)</p>http://catslock.com/post/434896598http://catslock.com/post/434896598Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:55:33 -0500<p><i>Message: when you clear your cookies/cache on firefox you have to type in your password/login.  This is annoying.  Please fix.</i></p>http://catslock.com/post/434858191http://catslock.com/post/434858191Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:26:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyz93l3Tl1qz6dm2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/international-womens-day_n_489338.html" target="_blank">с Днем женщин</a></p>http://catslock.com/post/434792218http://catslock.com/post/434792218Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:34:15 -0500“A bunch of bullshit movies won everything.”<br/><br/> - <em>Evan’s summary of the Oscars</em>http://catslock.com/post/434080070http://catslock.com/post/434080070Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:43:41 -0500