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Things I Have Made In My Life So Far

Nick Soup for the Soul
Apr
29th
Thu
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  • me: can i borrow your light kit this weekend?
  • Nick: you can... never borrow my light kit. other things you can never borrow from me of equal value: a suitcase with $5,000 in it.
Jan
8th
Fri
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rejected illustrations: Nick’s Yeah Yeah Yeahs

rejected illustrations: Nick’s Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Dec
7th
Mon
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the final page of Nick Soul for the Soul.

the final page of Nick Soul for the Soul.

Dec
2nd
Wed
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Nick, still advising after all these years.

Nick, still advising after all these years.

Nov
30th
Mon
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Kurt Cobain wrote Nick this letter in 1991.

Kurt Cobain wrote Nick this letter in 1991.

Nov
23rd
Mon
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The world’s gonna end motherfuckers! Start smoking crack now!
— Nick, advising
Nov
11th
Wed
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I lost my diaphragm! Quick, hand me your monocle!
— Nick’s safe sex pamphlet for the 19th century
Nov
5th
Thu
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verbal assault

  • me: do you wanna hear what I did last night?
  • Nick: no.
  • me: OK, so we played this game with la—
  • Nick: you know what 'no' means, right? this is a non-consensual conversation.
Nov
2nd
Mon
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good morning

good morning

Oct
28th
Wed
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sitcom dad Nick is my favorite

sitcom dad Nick is my favorite